crab-day-counter:

Q:What is crab day?

A: well, a celebration of how strangely cursed our little corner of the internet can be. It’s also a community lead funding. Push. Tumblr costs money to run, if we want to keep our little corner of the internet it’s weird unique self, we’re going to have to foot part of the bill.

Q: when is crab day?

A: July 29th. I would have preferred a slightly longer lead time to get the word out better, But we work with what we can get and July 29th has already gotten some traction in other groups.

Q: how do I participate?

A: buy a mutual crabs, or if you’re broke, crab post crab memes.

Q: why crabs?

A: because admit it. most of us would love to get or give crabs to a mutual.

firawren:

Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that’s cool
😀 “they’re free,” hehe!
🤣 “16 cents,” perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that’s cool
😐 “16 cents”? yes, that’s literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you’ve ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don’t know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don’t collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.

hooxiedev:

Super Amy

ALT

You got all 7 Chaos Emeralds! Now Amy can be Super Amy!

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been working on this one ever since her super form in origins leaked…. amy is one of my faves so i just had to draw a tribute for her now that she’s part of the main crew for realsies!!

7/1/23

bogleech:

So for a while apparently Cartoon Network would air new episodes of Adventure Time, the short lived CN Mad TV, and Regular show in a weekly block in that order, and some writers from Adventure Time and Regular Show used to watch that block while eating together at this one local deli every week. While the Mad episode aired they would allegedly just rag on for being less funny than their own shows, and it was, yeah, except for this one time Mad’s writers realized they could do the funniest thing that’d probably ever happen in that deli

astrothenonbinary:

thecraftybear:

wuntrum:

pioneering something called “gritted teeth optimism” where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

Everything’s gonna be fine and it’s not negotiable.

pasteboard:

hey netizens! i’m not sure how many people are aware, but youtube’s been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can’t be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you’re a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false)

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0)

youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, [])

youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

the-kickster:

trans flag colorpicked from the smbw logo

kaity–did:

synebluetoo:

stitch-n-time:

beggars-opera:

stitch-n-time:

beggars-opera:

themythicalcodfish:

beggars-opera:

themythicalcodfish:

callmebliss:

nudityandnerdery:

stitch-n-time:

cipheramnesia:

stitch-n-time:

stitch-n-time:

beggars-opera:

Kind of hard to believe there was once a time where a legitimate genre of post was “my mom says if this gets 2k notes she’ll buy me a doughnut” and everyone would just. go ham

I vote we revive this shit.

Y’all, if this post gets 2k notes I’ll buy my own damned self a doughnut.

Y’know what? Yes.

If this hits 24k by the time I wake up on 21 June 2023, I’ll get myself a dozen. And a big ol’ coffee to go with them.

What will you do for 100K?

50K is fancy grilled cheese and tomato soup.

100K… Either a steak dinner, or a trip to the German place. I would make a poll if I could, but I’m too old and cranky to figure it out. XD

FOR THE GRILLED CHEESE!

TEAM GERMAN PLACE GO GO GO

We’re getting closer!

Whichever day this hits 75k I’ll get myself a cookie to go with my lunch (and will post pics)

Wait that was a side blog??? Lmao it’s all coming together now

Nope, just an enthusiastic fan and cookie enjoyer. :D

Well then I need to make serious plans for myself now

I’M HIJACKING MY OWN POST

IF THIS GETS 100K I WILL TREAT MYSELF TO A FANCY AFTERNOON TEA

*scrolls down to this reblog*
Oh. Wait. Fuck those apologies.

HELL YEAH FANCY AFTERNOON TEA!!! GO GO GO GO!!!!!

#op i want you to get that nice dinner

#and hijacker you too get that nice tea

This is the funniest possible series of comments on this post

You know, between this and the other post you created, we could just tag @neil-gaiman​ and see if there’s a response. For funsies.

Team German Palace I believe in you!

@kaity–did @thelittlescrimshaw up for some classic tumblr stupid?

Well now I want grilled cheese

armeleia:

armeleia:

Reminders for the Anxious/Depressed Creatives

• You’re more than what you make.
• Your productivity does not determine your value.
• It’s okay to do nothing sometimes.
• Not everything you do has to result in a product.
• Not everything you make has to be important, significant, or even good.
• You can make things just for yourself.
• You can keep secrets for yourself, whether it’s not posting some of your projects or not sharing your techniques.
• You’re allowed to say no.
• You’re allowed to rest.

2023 Updates:

• Inspiration doesn’t cure burnout. Rest cures burnout.
• People will wait for you; take your time and come back when you are ready.
• It’s okay to scrap projects that no longer excite you, even if other people like them.
• It’s delightful and excellent to be openly proud of your work.
• Afford yourself the same gentleness that you would afford another creative - negative self-talk is counterproductive and frankly cruel.
• Self-indulgent creations are satisfying to others as well; don’t apologize for your own pleasure.
• Actually, don’t apologize for your work at all.

freeformtarsier:

spiderpunkist:

pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

Ok but usually they fix the problem so i will take the malpractice and say thank you

quiteartist:

I made this drawing of Rosalina because I love her so much. Also Happy Pride Month, even though it’s become really dangerous to even be out. Stay safe though, there is always hope!